• Contact

    I am not on stalkbook or twitter or any of those so-called social media/network platforms. I am not necessarily against surveillance but there is no reason why I should surveil myself.

    If you wish to contact me, then please use the form below. Feel free to send messages, hate mail, recipes, restraining orders etc. If you wish to commission work or require editing services, please include your general requirements.

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    1. Although I try to maintain the system as best I can on my end, I cannot promise your messages will always reach me.
    2. Batteries sold separately.
    3. While my battery lasts.
    4. I take no responsibility for any issues, such as but not limited to those of technical or medical in nature, for attempting to send a message to me.